She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
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