so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
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