You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
Randomize
