love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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