My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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