the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
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