my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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