I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
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