Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
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