quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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