I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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