Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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