Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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