Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
I wish my new phone didn't autocorrect so well. People will never experience the magic of my drunk texts because they think I'm making a coherent statement.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
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