For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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