I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
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