I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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