So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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