i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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