try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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