he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
So. Much. Porn.
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