She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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