mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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