He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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