how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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