...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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