i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
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