We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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