it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
Randomize
