Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
Sext me about skeletons
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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