I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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