my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
We are all done wearing pants today
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