i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
that's an acceptable place to lick
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
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