I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
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