its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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