Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
Randomize
