Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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