Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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