My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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