Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Randomize
