if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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