found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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