whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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