People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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