school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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