I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
My breasts were aching with rage.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
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