just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
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