i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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