Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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