i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
She swung at the pinata with crutches
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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