i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Randomize
