i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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