i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
bring money and cleavage
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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