I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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