I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
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